The Tilt is here, as chosen by Jeff and Jeremy!
- 3: Innocence
- 2: A neighbor wanders into the situation
- 1: Mayhem
- 6: Misdirected Passion
After the Tilt was chosen, Harold takes the weedkiller to Michael, where LeRoy springs some unexpected mayhem. Dan goes to the Home Owners Association to resign from the Neighborhood Watch. Thor manages to get out jail, after only having to spend a little extra time with Tiny.