IMG_7915 Player Name: Johnny

 Class and Level: Ranger/30

Race/template: Dork (half dwarf   half ork)

Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Height: 5-11

Weight: fat

Looks: a beard with a johnny face behind it. AKA: Mountain Man.

Background: When I was a lad, I was introduced to Star Wars. From that point, when Vader cut off Luke’s hand, I was a goner into the realm of nerdiness. I first gamed in high school, first with D&D then Star Wars, followed by Shadowrun. I have spread my nerdiness in gaming across the country, making several people from Idaho severely addicted. The latest incarnation of my addiction is coming forth in Bone Throwers Theater, where I plan to enjoy playing a single character for a change (I’ve GM’d for so long it might be difficult to only have a single personality in my head).

Interests: Star Wars, Orson Scott Card books, not being in the city, movies, general Sci-fi

A quote: tuna fish

WIT: 3


Games Top 5

  • Risk
  • Settlers of Catan
  • Star Wars RPG (West End 2nd Edition)
  • Myst
  • Mancala

Movies Top 5

  • Star Wars Trilogy
  • 10th Kingdom
  • The Princes Bride
  • Lord of the Rings trilogy
  • Superman series 1-5

Books Top 5

  • Enders Game series
  • Alvin Maker series
  • Narnia series
  • Myst series
  • Circle series.

Comics Top 5

  • calvin and Hobbes
  • Beatle Bailey
  • BC
  • Dilbert
  • Peanuts

TV Top 5

  • Firefly
  • Home Improvement
  • Saved by the Bell
  • Star Trek: The Next Generation
  • MacGyver
  • A-team


  • “I am BA Baracus:” I’m Big Strong and can weld.
  • The Ability to Pay No Attention at All and Still be on Track: Huh, what? Oh, right.
  • Smash it With a Hammer: If it an’t broke, hit till it breaks. Then fix it (job security).
  • Grill Master: Everything tastes better over an open fire, even ice cream.
  • Go with the Flow: Don’t improvise just make it up as you go.


  • Pocket Knife
  • Duct Tape
  • Gum
  • Paper Clip
  • All the knowledge in Macgyver’s head.

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